What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:53
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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